“I feel so blessed that the government protects my wife and me from the dangers of gay marriage so we can safely go buy some assault weapons.”
What she said:
What she meant:
Ashley...Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You...were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed...TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN! Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian!? These are a little girl's arms! A little girl with dreams...with legs...with a head! She's a pencil! She's a swizzlestick! You couldn't use her as a pool noodle! And now I'm holding up her arms! Her arms! I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door! A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian! A girl lost her fucking arms! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese museum!? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today! Oh my God! How could you do this to us!? You literally bombed us! Like the Japanese you are! And me...I'm Ben Affleck! And I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking girl's arms! And you're Cuba Gooding, Jr. disappointing everybody! LIVE WITH THAT!
my ovaries will never work again
“You either like me or you don’t. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody...”